Episode 141 Diane Kawasaki
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2016
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Actress, comedian, and social worker Diane Kawasak joins Lahna to talk about boobs, being petted, and relationships.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner. You're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast. Thank you so much for joining me and my lovely guest today, Diane Kavasaki. Say hi, Diane. |
| 0:16.9 | Hi, Lana. It's so great to be here. And of course, Aaron is on the board. |
| 0:20.3 | Hi, guys. And Charlie is not here today. Charlie is my dog, and I usually bring her by. But last week she didn't come because she was getting spayed. And this week I thought better not to bring her because she's kind of incontinent after getting spayed. So I didn't feel right having her possibly have an accident on all things, comedy's floor right here. |
| 0:38.0 | That wouldn't be fun. |
| 0:39.1 | No. |
| 0:39.6 | I mean, she's not like just wetting herself or whatever, |
| 0:41.9 | but she can't go long amounts of time without going outside. |
| 0:45.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.2 | I know. |
| 0:46.9 | Isn't that sad? |
| 0:47.8 | I feel so bad. |
| 0:48.5 | Oh, is she wearing the cone of shame? |
| 0:50.7 | She wore the cone for about 24 hours, and then I realized she didn't really care to nibble |
| 0:57.4 | on the stitches, so she's okay. |
| 0:59.4 | I know the cone of shame sucks. |
| 1:01.0 | I think that was more miserable for her than actually the surgery itself, so I took it off. |
| 1:06.6 | She's fine. |
| 1:07.5 | Oh, it's so miserable. |
| 1:08.4 | I had a bunny that I got neutered, and he had the cone of shame for like two weeks. Bunny? Yeah, a bunny, and his name is Thomas. Sir Thomas Poots a lot. All bunnies are put on this earth to do is to hump and make more bunnies. Yeah, the only bunny. Not anymore. Was he around other female bunnies? Well, he was because shortly before I moved to Hawaii, I had to find him a new home. |
| 1:31.7 | So I found him a girlfriend. |
| 1:33.8 | But he was, like, so aggressive with her. |
| 1:35.7 | So he needed to kind of tone it down a bit. |
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