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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 143 Cruising With Courtney Cronin

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Comedian/Writer Courtney Cronin joins Lahna and guest co-host Diane Kawasaki to talk about working on cruises, rock roasts, relationship advice, and poop songs by Matt Farley.

 

Follow them on Twitter: @lahnaturner @courtcro @dianekawasaki @allthingscomedy

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0:00.0

Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner and you're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast.

0:10.3

Thanks so much for joining us today.

0:12.6

With me in the studio is a friend of mine that I don't ever get to see enough,

0:15.8

but that I've known for so freaking long.

0:19.3

Courtney Cronin.

0:20.5

Hello. And Charlie's made it back in today. Charlie got Spade, but she's feeling much better. She's back to herself. Oh, good. And so she's hanging out with us, Charlie Mike and Aaron on the board. Hey, guys. And in a few minutes, we'll get back in with Diane Kawasaki. He has come back in to give some relationship advice. But we'll talk to Diane in a little bit.

0:37.6

I need to focus on you.

0:38.4

I haven't seen you in so long, Courtney. I know last time I saw you, we took the kids to Captain Kids. Captain Kids. The seafood place. Oh, that's right. And August was losing his mind over the live crabs as a little boy would. Right. But he wanted to eat one. Yeah. He was losing his mind over him.

0:35.3

Yeah, he's all about like, my kids wanted to eat one. Yeah. He was losing his mind over him. Yeah. He's all about like,

0:56.0

my kids are adventurous eaters. Like so much so that it, it shocks people. Like, I took them

1:02.2

once to the Santa Monica Airport and they ate the crickets and the scorpions. Wow. Yeah. Like

1:09.6

at the Sanamaka Airport, you can eat like insect protein. Oh. And so, yeah. And I just was curious if they would do it, and they did. And they fought over the scorpion. Oh, my gosh. Isn't that great? Some parents can't even get their kids to eat broccoli. I know. I know. I eat scorpions. And they're so proud of themselves. So when he sees a crab, he's just like, I want to eat that. It's hilarious.

1:11.4

Yeah, there were a lot of live crab. broccoli. I know. He eats scorpions. And they're so proud of themselves. So when he sees a crab,

1:27.8

he's just like, I want to eat that. It's hilarious. Yeah, there were a lot of live crabs. I think he wanted to play with them too. Yes. Of course, who doesn't want to play with their food before they eat it? Right. I want to play with a live crab. They're so funny. I know. And we've had, did you go to universal this morning? Because you're like a big kid. I am a big kid. I got up at six,

1:28.9

which I should have left at six to do early admission. And I kind of went, do I want to fight morning traffic downtown? Because I should have left at six. Right. And then I thought about just sitting in the car downtown just to do three hours of rides. And I'm like, I'll just stay in bed. I'll just stay'll just stay in bed yeah and then I'm like I don't need to go ride the mummy at 8 a.m. that badly and well you go an hour early because you want to get into the Harry Potter land because the Harry Potter rides the longest line such a good ride it's amazing but I was I'm by myself so I can just do single rider anyway, so I figured I'll just go later.

2:20.2

Stefan and I've been going a lot. We've been three times in the last month. Stefan's my husband. We've been three times in the last month and a half. But we had company from out of town. We had his cousins from Germany, my aunt and uncle from Boston, and then we just took my mom one day. And that's when we saw Bernadette and Michael Bats. Oh yeah. I love him.

2:18.6

Oh, that's so fun. I just just i just admire like your desire to wake up and go first thing in the morning by yourself's universal i just ride rides i just i never wake up and think about that but that's so fun it's such a good ride it's insane it's amazing it's it, it's an amazing, and I love the mummy, too.

2:51.6

Yeah, no, I do too, but it's just such a great way to start your day. I'm going to get up. I'm just going to go to, I mean, it's really close to my house, too. I'm really close. Well, I do my walk there. I know that sounds crazy, but I force myself to go down the stairs instead of down the escalators. That's a long all the way down.

2:48.0

It is.

2:48.4

And I can only do like a couple flights of the stairs,

2:50.7

especially when it's like 95.

2:51.8

But then I get my sneakers on and I use it. instead of down the escalators. That's a long all the way down. It is. And I can only do like a couple flights of the stairs, especially when it's like 95.

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