Episode 140 B*tch Whelping And Swinger Comedy With Bill Devlin
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2016
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Comic Bill Devlin joins Lahna to talk about raising dogs, photography, and doing stand up at a swinger's club.
Follow Lahna & Bill on Twitter: @lahnaturner @comedycocktails1
On Instagram: @lahnaturner @billdevlincomedy
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner. You're listening to Perfect Tem Podcasts. Thank you so much for joining me and my lovely guest today, Bill Devlin. Did I say it right? Or did it, did I emphasize the devil part? |
| 0:18.7 | No, that's perfect. Devalin. Okay, we were talking about it before. Devlin. And of course, Aaron on the board. Hey, guys. The newly wed Aaron, you're married now officially. You're off the market, Aaron. Off the market. Does it feel good? Yeah, it feels great. Congratulations. I'm very happy for you. Thank you. You just did the Justice of the Peace. |
| 0:39.1 | I like the way he... Oh, I thought you said you went downtown. The venue is downtown. Oh, I misunderstood. Yeah. When you say you went downtown, I'm just like, oh, you went and... Yeah, yeah, I figure. So you were on the roof of... Of a, yeah, very fancy building. Oh, so fancy. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, I didn't, oh, I totally misunderstood. |
| 0:37.8 | I thought you just did the, I'm going downtown. Where do you start the wedding and you end the marriage? No, I got it. I figured out. He was at, there's a lot of nice venues downtown. Totally. Downtown's awesome. I like the way you looked at your ring finger just to double check that you're married. |
| 1:12.5 | When he said he's married, he has to look down. |
| 1:15.3 | Yes, yes, I am. |
| 1:16.6 | Yeah, I was never big on wearing a ring because I always felt like the ring doesn't prove anything. |
| 1:22.3 | Except now you do look at other. |
| 1:25.6 | It's not for you, for your own, like, self to, I mean, maybe it is. You have to look down to remind yourself. But I feel like it's for, it's more for like, stay away, bitches, look what I got. Right? I don't know. Look at this. I've heard a lot of bling on mine. You've got, you draw attention to the fact that you're married. I think there's like 35 diamonds in this ring. |
| 1:44.2 | And it's beautiful. I was thinking, I don't know how many sapphires are in mine. It's the beautiful ring. Is this the opposite? The guys are talking about their rings? Probably. I want a lovely ring you have. See, when you got the, yeah, you're like, how valued are you in the relationship? But what you're saying about your rings is you're both hot pieces of ass. |
| 2:01.9 | Right. You deserve a nice ring, right? That's right. Good for you guys. That's good. Congratulations, Aaron. Thank you. I'm very happy for you. Charlie is not with me today. Charlie is my dog. She's a black lab and she's been coming with me when I record. |
| 2:01.4 | She's a black lab and she's been coming with me when I record. |
| 2:21.0 | She's awesome. She's a service dog so she can go anywhere with me. Except poor girl is getting spayed today. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's good. Well, it's good, yeah. Yeah. I was just, she's a year and a half and I was like, I can't have anything else on their period in my house except for me. |
| 2:18.2 | Right, yeah. |
| 2:18.7 | I can't barely deal with my own. |
| 2:20.4 | People don't really think about. Yeah. I was just, she's a year and a half and I was like, I can't have anything else on their period in my house except for me. |
| 2:35.2 | Right, yeah. Well, and dogs. I can barely deal with my own. People don't really think about that. I used to, you don't know, I used to breed dogs. I had show dogs. I had showroom and pinchers. Really? Actually, I had the number one show dog in the entire country in 2001. Really? Like you would go to shows? |
| 2:31.8 | Yeah, I would go to shows. |
| 2:32.7 | What's that movie? |
| 2:33.9 | Like, yeah, like what, yeah, what? |
| 2:36.2 | Best in 2001. Really? Like you would go to shows? Yeah, I would go to shows. What's that movie? Like, yeah, like what, yeah, what? Best in show. Oh, wait, is it as crazy as people getting on? I got to tell you, no, it's crazier. The people are nuttier. The people are crazier. Best in show just scratched the surface on how crazy the dog show people are. |
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