This is the main cell block area.

Home to such famous criminals as Al Capone,

Mickey Cohen, Joseph Dutch Fritzer,

and Robert Stroud, the famous bird man about the traitors.

Close it up, close it up, close it up.

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you.

In this particular cell block,

machine gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system.

A bitch.

And one night in a jealous rage,

Kelly took a makeshift knife for shea,

and cut out the bitch's eyes.

And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly,

the next day he and four other inmates took turns,

pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.

This way into the cafeteria.

T-B-T-M!

Ugh, these high school football players have boy bodies.

I destroy them, I have a man body, I'm borderline dad body.

Dude, that guy was f**ked out, man.

Like, he's beyond howl-e.

I don't even see any breath in him, you know what I'm saying?

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