TBL gets support from Uber. Uber is a life-changing event, you guys. And you think I might be joking about that. But I'm not. Because we hear from people all the time who'd never heard of it before TBL. We started promoting it. And now they're using it. And they're shocked at how convenient it is, how clean, how safe, how wonderful the Uber service is.

What it is is basically a car service that doesn't cost the amount of money that a car service normally would run you. You put the app on your smartphone, which is totally free. You enter in your debit card or credit card information. And then when you're ready to get a ride, you look at the app. It tells you exactly how far away the various cars are. You tell them to come get you. One of them comes and grabs you. When you're done with your ride, you get out of the car. You say bye to the nice driver. And that's it. If you live in Seattle, by the way, if you're one of our tens of listeners up here in Seattle, you can always sign up for Uber.

And if you do so for the first time, Uber will pick up your first ride up to $50 of value if you use the promo code TBL. Uber is the way to go, you guys. Make sure you tell them that TBL sent you. Today, we asked your opinions on the fiscal cliff. And it seems as though some of you are well pretty frustrated with the government.

Viewer Patty said, if you make $30,000 a year, you have to pay $50 more a month. I thought the deal was to stop taxes from going up. Regular folks just can't win, she says.

And viewer Ray had the same kind of opinion. He said they are only after your money. And Robbie, our good friend, summed it up very well with they don't think it be like it is, but it do.

TBL. So he comes in and he asks for a Philly T state. And he wants ketchup on the Philly T state. And I've never put, we don't have catch up in some way. And I told him we don't have ketchup. And he goes, I see the sense Philly T state on the wrong. I said, yeah, but it is a catch up Philly T state.

I said Philly, you know, the Philly T state. By the way, when you buy a cheese steak and Philly, you put ketchup on it. I'm sorry.

You can go buy your own ketchup. And I promise the guy because you put as much as you want on it. And nobody is going to say nothing. So why were you arguing me over ketchup? That's the dumbest thing in the world. Like who wants to get knocked out of a ketchup? That's stupid.

Not nearly as stupid as what's about to happen over the next, I don't know, 30 to 45 to 1 hour and 45 minutes of imaginary radio.

Holy f*** is this wrong?

It's known as TBL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My holy hell is it ironic?

This is episode 1400 in a collector series. That's right.

Lucky number 1400.

As you can tell, I was out celebrating last night in advance of show 1400. Hence my somewhat jacked up voice.

Never fear though, we've got quite a show in store for you.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBL.

I can see your halo. No, really, I actually can't be on say because I'm very, very close to you right now.

It's hanging out with Jayce and Beyoncé. I think regular people do now.

We'll talk to Katie Weaver and Leah Beckman of Gawker about their time sneaking up from the nosebleeds to where they were really close enough to have the sweat of Sasha Fierce fly off of her fierce forehead and onto them. It's very exciting.

Very excited. This guy's here. That's enough. I'm ready to just do this thing. Andrew Walshki.

Hey, man. What I tell you about celebrating shows before we actually do them.

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