Episode #1399: Most of Our Friends Are Stuffed Animals… which is okay

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2013

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

TBTL delves into Andrew's close friendship with his stuffed animals, and tries to figure out why public radio shows often have such terrible intro music.

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0:00.0	Hey, woman, where's Wade?
0:02.0	No, I don't want you to lose Wade.
0:04.0	No.
0:05.0	We can't legally ask you to do that.
0:07.0	We didn't say lose Wade.
0:08.0	I might say tighten.
0:10.0	Tight.
0:11.0	A little tighter?
0:13.0	Just like toned and smaller.
0:15.0	Don't make everything smaller.
0:17.0	I don't want to generalize that way.
0:19.0	Tighter.
0:20.0	We don't want you to lose Wade.
0:21.0	We just want you to be healthy.
0:23.0	Okay.
0:24.0	No, by eating less.
0:26.0	We would just like it if you
0:28.0	go home and step on a scale
0:30.0	and write down how much you weigh
0:32.0	and subtract it by like 20.
0:34.0	And then weigh that much.
0:36.0	T-B-T-L!
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