Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner. You're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast. Thank you guys so much for joining us. Sitting next to me is Miss Nikki wants. Hi. And Aaron is on the board. Hey, guys. Okay, so right before we turned on the microphone, we were talking about something, and Aaron was about to say something. And I was like, ah, just tell me on, like, what do you think about to not get hard or bust a nut? Well, the common joke is you think about baseball, but you see my hat. I love baseball. So I have to think about something else is my joke that's a good joke yeah what

do you think about basically just not just trying not to think about yeah yeah just trying not to

is it are you able to control like you're like sometimes better than others yeah so you just

have to go someplace in your mind yeah yeah yeah i feel like feel like alcohol does not help. With that, oh, the alcohol makes it easier to not be able to control it. Yeah, you lose complete control. Yeah, it was like whiskey dick, though, right? No, no, not, not. No, but he means, like, if he's got alcohol in the system, then the boner is not going to pay attention to the brain. No, no.

Or anyone else's feelings. Yeah. I doesn't care who's in the room. Yeah. That's interesting. That's funny. Or where they're at in their process. So if you're like in a situation where you're getting grinded on or somebody's actually overtly like there's

you can use your brain and control and be like not getting hard not getting hard not getting hard

um i think so i think you can compartmentalize a little bit yeah just try and keep from

getting excited right yeah yeah yeah i was curious okay especially yeah if yeah, if there's cameras and I know the scenario we're talking about, there's cameras. Oh, these cameras. Anyhow, Nikki. I have a story. What's your story? Because I never, I haven't talked about this one yet, but how women get blue balls. Because we can get that. Like if you get really excited and you don't. yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And it's like drobs down there. Yes. And it's, and I guess people don't think about it. It's like the female blue balls. There was a guy that I really, I used to sleep with. It was like, he was the second guy ever slept with, and he was, had an amazing body. And we could talk about amazing bodies. and he was amazing and amazing body and we could talk about amazing bodies and

he was amazing in bed and we hadn't slept together in years and then I was going to see him.

He's like, I'm going to pick you up, go to dinner and I was like, I'm going to have sex with him

because I have to because he's incredible.

His body is incredible.

His penis and he's so hot. And I got sex ready. I

nared all of everything. I gave my, I mean, I was so insane because I was like, I can't have any

slip-ups here. I neared everything in the nether regions. I shaved every part of my. I mean,

there was no hair. I gave myself an enema. I do-sh.

I did everything. Because I was like, I'm going to, everything's going to be, he's not going to do the back door probably. But at least I have, I know that everything's kosher completely. Just in case. Just in case. Because I was so excited about seeing him. And he looked amazing. He picked me up in years. I was so excited. And we had talked about it that we were going to do it. And I, so I was like, sex is going to happen tonight. And then when I bought the Edema, douche, Neer, and there's like this 16-year-old, like, Pippley Face the CVS, and he looks, and condoms, and I bought like all this other shit. No, I bought like Somersieve wipes, just a K. I mean, everything. Do you doosh, though? No, I don't, but this was a special occasion. Oh, so you did. I mean, it was like antibiotics. I mean, everything, I pull out all stops to make my vagina, like, pristine.

Because I don't think duching makes it good, right? It actually takes away the bad and the good bacteria. But so, and then he meet this pimply face, Leo, six-year-old kid, God bless him. He looks at me and he, like, is so embarrassed. I'm like, penis and vaginas happening tonight, fella. You actually said that? And I actually said that.

And he got even more. at me and he, like, is so embarrassed. I'm like, penis and vaginas happening tonight, fella. You actually said that?

And I actually said that. And he got even more. Like, he just went red. And it was so cute. And I was like, I'm not with you, though. Not with you, though, guy. But probably it might have it later. But it won't be me and you, but I'm going to do, I'm doing prep work. Okay.

Not me and him.

You know, oh, God.

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