Episode 138 Eric Blake
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2016
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Hilarious comedian and old friend Eric Blake catches up with Lahna.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, guys. I'm Lana Turner. You're listening to The Perfect Town Podcast, and you already said, |
| 0:13.3 | Hey, beautiful. So what is up? |
| 0:15.5 | Hey. Eric Blake is sitting next to me. Aaron is on the board. And in between Eric and I is Charlie Mike, my beautiful Black Lab, who's been coming with me to the studio. She is licking me like I'm chocolate or something. Oh, she's loving you. Well, that would be bad because chocolate kills dogs. I know. That would be bad. But she's really taken to you and Aaron. For a while, she wouldn't leave Aaron's side. |
| 0:34.6 | And now she won't leave your side. What's that all about Aaron? Do you feel betrayed? He knows. I do. She's a miserable slut. Well, once you go black, you never go back. But she's a black lab. She's like, she's like, screw you, Aaron. A black guy's in the building. What are you doing? |
| 0:36.0 | She's yet to get spades. |
| 0:37.1 | Oh, man. |
| 0:54.9 | No, she's just smelling my dog. She's like, screw you, Aaron. A black guy's in the building. She's yet to get spades. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, man. |
| 0:58.4 | No, she's just smelling my dog, Reno. |
| 0:59.1 | That's what she's my. Oh, maybe that's what it is. |
| 1:00.1 | I have a very beautiful laugh. |
| 1:01.2 | Oh, you have a lab? |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, lab. |
| 1:02.6 | I'm trying to, I have no pictures of him, man. |
| 1:04.9 | What the heck? |
| 1:06.1 | You can't find a picture of my boy. What did you just say? What did you just say about the posters of the dog? |
| 1:11.2 | Oh, he got out the house yesterday. |
| 1:13.7 | I live in Corona Hills. So I live in a very beautiful neighborhood. So I'm, my dog got loose. I'm looking for him everywhere. I'm like frantic. I'm like, oh, my God, what my dog got? and it almost got to the point |
| 1:08.2 | to I had to start doing some white people's shit |
| 1:09.5 | and put up posters |
| 1:10.2 | I was like, I'm gonna have to put up a fucking poster |
| 1:13.5 | because it's like a half hour, that's a long And it almost got to the point where I had to start doing some white people's shit and put up posters. |
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