Episode 136 - Dick on Chokepoints

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Chicken coops, sound baths, being too lazy for drugs, the endless consumption of sustainability, Girl Scout cookies, Nick Monroe and Operation Chokepoint, the start of the Great Virgin Race, Null from Kiwi Farms brings in Jessica Yaniv, the waxing of women's balls, how to apologize, screen time trackers, honey pots, and my dad's bidet stalemate; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's all these moron hipsters that are all into chickens now.
0:07.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:09.0	Love it.
0:10.0	For fresh eggs and stuff.
0:11.0	Oh, you know, it's just to occupy themselves, their pointless lives with
0:15.6	bullshit, with chores that third world countries do so they can feel good about themselves.
0:20.8	No, that's actually, there's a lot of truth to that.
0:23.0	It's the whole...
0:24.0	Now that everybody knows that they're not just starving artists.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	You know, they've given up the art thing.
0:29.0	Yeah.
0:30.0	So now it's just like, you know, I want to talk about this on the show i'm all now i'm agitated
0:33.9	about that there's a because i have a lot to say on that regard uh here we go
0:39.7	presenting I think. Dick.
0:43.0	Dick.
0:44.0	Dick.
0:45.0	Dick.
0:46.0	He is Dick.
0:48.0	Dick. He
0:47.0	Dick.
0:48.0	He
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