Episode #1338: Oh Dear.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2013

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke parties a little too hardee on his birthday and Burbank studios gets thrashed. Plus, your chance to win tix to see Tig Notaro in Seattle May 15th!

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0:00.0	How about like pranking an animal?
0:02.0	He put like a couple kids in a doghouse and he let a dog go inside his doghouse.
0:08.0	And that way all three animals get pranked.
0:10.0	You cannot prank an animal.
0:12.0	The animals don't know they're being pranked.
0:14.0	Why even do it?
0:16.0	I mean it's like it's borderline animal cruelty.
0:18.0	Whether it be a pranking a dog, a pranking gal.
0:22.0	Sure.
0:23.0	You're a punching elephant.
0:24.0	Sure.
0:25.0	Don't punch an elephant.
0:26.0	TVTN!
0:31.0	How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin?
0:34.0	Already went over those contestants.
0:36.0	Do you know the answer?
0:37.0	No, I don't.
0:38.0	You said 100.
0:39.0	It's very low.
0:40.0	Wow. That's a fine pickle this fish seems to have landed us in, eh?
0:43.0	Ha ha, darling.
0:45.0	You already bit me.
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