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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1337: TBTL vs. The Media

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2013

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew wonder if all their coverage of the Cleveland Kidnapping story serves any real purpose. Plus, they listen to Lauren Hill's AWE-- sorry, AWFUL new song.

Transcript

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0:00.0

For he's a jolly good fellow and nobody can

0:05.6

a little bit but I can

0:08.0

nobody I'll get this okay but I can

0:13.4

I'm gonna look up those lyrics you got it all right that's good

0:21.6

Why are you wearing a tux?

0:23.3

It's after six what am I a farmer?

0:25.5

I don't want to answer that question that's a clown question bro

0:29.6

You're like a machine of success you're like a like a rocket and you and you're

0:34.8

Rocketing to the stars. What's the symbology there? That's a clown question bro.

0:39.3

How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy

0:45.0

Clothes treat yourself fragrance it treat yourself. Massage it treat yourself.

0:49.1

Mimosus treat yourself. It's the best day of the year. The best day of the year

0:53.5

That is terrific I really enjoyed that.

0:58.4

Well that'll be about the last thing you enjoy because you my friends you right now

1:03.6

you're listening via your earballs to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that

1:09.3

just might be too beautiful to live. Four yeses and one hell yeah.

1:14.5

My name is Luke Burbank I am your host weighing in at

1:20.0

188 pounds. And then Luke Burbank what does he like all of 98 pounds?

1:26.7

I like the juice the juice is nice it was very hard very hard yesterday to not eat especially

1:33.8

when Kerry came home with a bag of food from Burger King as I was juicing it up but I stuck with it

1:41.1

and I'm already losing hundreds of pounds and gaining hundreds of confidence in the

1:47.3

in the preamble the run-up to my wedding which is coming up in a couple of weeks we have a lot

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