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— Live from Venice Beach, California, I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.

And I'm Allison Rosen coming to you from Perbank

where it is easily 27 to 30 degrees warmer than it is in Venice.

I am simply roasting here.

It's kind of cruel because living in Venice

where it is 70 degrees right now and that sounds lovely.

But you gotta remember this also,

there's always like a cold breeze blowing off the ocean.

It's always a cold breeze and so it actually has to be 80.

For you to go to the beach to compensate for the cold breeze.

Like we went, it's too much.

I was gonna do it as a low,

but I'll just talk about it right now.

We went with some friends on Saturday night to the beach

and we met up at like five o'clock

and we were gonna stay all the way through sunset,

brought some dinner.

We left a half hour later.

It was fucking freezing and it's not enjoyable.

And if you're gonna come out to California,

say you're from Des Moines, Iowa or some horrible place

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