This all freaks me out of it, childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish,

oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?

Fits dog here, Fitsy, Greg Fitzsimmons.

Alison Rosen here, Alison, occasionally Barry, Barry, Barry the lead, fruit, short for

grapefruit, oh I get it, Barry the lead, yes, yes, I do that sometimes, sometimes I don't

eat, sometimes I have no point to a story.

Barry the lead, that's your new nickname, I love it, yeah, I've been trying a new oratory

or a rhetorical style where I put my point at the beginning, and then if I feel that

I need to add details to a story, then I back up and add them, I think because you've

been reading all your news off a news feed and that's kind of what you do, you, you like

how many people do you know, you bring up a news story and they go, oh yeah, I know

about that.

And all they know is what they read in the headline of the story before scrolling to the

next story.

Right, how many people do I know, who do that?

I know I do that, that's what I do.

Do you think newspapers are going to stop printing entirely, do you get a newspaper?

Nope, there are times of my life that I have, I'm not even looking at you right now because

I just know that you're going to fix me in your beauty, little judgmental expression and

I just don't even want to feel it right now, Greg Fitzsimmons.

I don't want to judge by you, I just feel like you are the last demographic of people

that are going to support newspapers.

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