Sitting in a chair for long periods of time not only makes your lower back ache

It can leave you with a sore bottom too.

You know I drive this truck for hours at a time and trust me these seats are hard as a rock

But since I started using forever company

My back feels good and my bottom feels good

T-B-T-L

I really want to study this whole thing of drinking, getting drunk

And people saying that they're having a good time

Get the fuck off the internet

You are of no use to anybody

You want to call me unhinged?

I am, you'd be right

Heavy metal definitely rolls

Twist and fist or juice, pre-stocking

Aussie scorpions, they all roll

I'm gonna make you work for your dollar, say something with that great radio voice

But it's not on TV, then that's the internet thing, okay?

Yes, guilty as charged

This is just an internet thing known as T-B-T-L

The show that just might be too beautiful to live

It's a kind of magic

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host this episode of 1000

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