I lost my job, and before we arrived, I even got thrown out of my trailer.

All because of one thing, free bison, cocaine.

That's all my life was, was bison, nothing else.

I got a rehab program that didn't have redstone arsenal down there in Alabama,

and within people helping me, well that smokey white devil is no longer a part of my life.

And I could proud to say that today, I did not free bison cocaine.

Now I'll take a drink now.

You know, I'll take a drink, and I might even smoke a little rape.

You know, I like smoke, rafers, you know, I'd relax as many as I think,

but before a bison goes, I don't do it.

T-B-T-L!

Hey Johnny, how about a beer, huh?

A couple of child's blue cow's kies.

A full of brustoy F's kies.

Maybe Mike Brugas-Lowsky.

Perhaps a Teddy bruski.

You said you was going to be dancing.

You said you was going to be partying.

You said you was going to be doing what we do.

I got a dark side.

There's a demon in me.

Nice software.

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