Episode 1310 - Vote for Horses Because Freedom! with Nicholas Newman
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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SUMMARY: Nicholas Newman drops in from Kentucky with news on changes that are happening to a certain horse race that shall remain nameless for licensing reasons. Matt takes the boys to a Banana Ball game and is looking to afford a visit to Edinburgh. Also, a Scoopardy full of 'things.'
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we get to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much, ice cream truck drivers. It is a brand new month. Patreon is still processing all of your beautiful names. So we are going to get to these thank yous later on this month. But we'd love to thank each and every one of you ice cream truck drivers out there. The ice cream truck drivers, those are the folks that deliver this fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows the life you save |
| 0:38.8 | may be your own now here is a show hey johnny do you want to go to an ice cream social yeah |
| 0:48.7 | i'd love to great let's go! |
| 0:56.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:58.8 | I have been a... I got a new phone. |
| 1:01.1 | Oh! |
| 1:01.5 | That's just a two-factor authentication machine. |
| 1:05.0 | Wow. |
| 1:05.2 | Wow. |
| 1:05.4 | Yep, this is me? |
| 1:07.4 | Yep, that's not a robot. |
| 1:08.7 | It's time from Madman, Manly, his ice cream central. |
| 1:11.0 | Senior Cross from me, robot, Paul Manningley. Brach from me, not bot, Matt Donovan. There's a gig at the audio guy. Beep boop. We're preaching fun. You're a robot. Oh, no. Busted. Busted. Oh, I've been a robot the whole time. So you did it. You got a new phone. I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I basically... |
| 1:30.9 | So the cleaning out... Oh, I've been a robot the whole time. So you did it. You got a new phone. |
| 2:37.4 | I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I basically... So the cleaning out of the hole did nothing. It was still janky? Great question, Paul. Great follow of question. Your hole was still janky. My hole was still janky. Sure. And I was... You know, I talked about this off air with Jacob, but you slowly become tethered to a power source. Yeah. Like you slowly keep plugging in everywhere you go. Yes. And then you're like, I'm just like now just constantly doing this thing. And I knew that I had this thing last night that I went to. Okay. And basically part of my brain was going like, if you bring your phone, you're going to have to bring like a battery and all those other shit to get through this event with your kids. Uh-huh. And so I basically... I don't know why we're beating around the bush. Matt took his kids to the first strip club last night. Yeah. and they want to film all of it. I'm planning on being there for a long time. I want to film all of it. Yeah. Baby's first steps. Making a night of it. No. Thanks to Smitty Scoop and RJ Owens. They colluded to give myself, my kids, tickets to see the Savannah Banana League. |
| 2:37.8 | Yes. Not the Savannah Bananas. |
| 2:39.3 | Banana balls. |
| 2:39.9 | The bananas weren't there, huh? |
| 2:41.7 | No, it was the loco beach coconuts. |
| 2:44.9 | Okay. |
| 2:46.4 | Against the party animals. |
| 2:48.9 | Okay. |
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