Episode 1309: Matt Has A Gross Hole

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: An NFL coach holding hands with a sports reporter sparks a debate about sports being scripted. Jacob gets an 'emergency' phone call about his mother. The boys talk about brushing teeth in the shower. Matt and Jacob have problems with their phones. Plus, 'Am I the Asshole?' in Scoop Mail and a 'Macabre Master' Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I'm so happy to see you. This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers.
0:11.7	Right now I'd like to thank Darth Scooper, Christy Salinas, Jacob Dinkillager, Jonathan, Erronomis Scoop, and Joshua Bartles.
0:19.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks, and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Head over to preaching fun.com. There's always two fucks. Right off the band. Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah, yeah. The fucking earholes that's the fucking that's the thing
0:38.0	this to this christian retreat i'm gonna bring in a lot of new listeners
0:40.6	and now i don't know the lord sayeth to you you know how jesus jerks off
0:47.8	like this
0:48.6	this
0:49.8	preaching fun dot com is where you can go,
0:54.7	and then you can see the visual jokes that I do on the cameras, too.
0:57.6	It's a great school joke.
0:58.7	I know, I love it.
1:00.2	The life you save may be your own.
1:03.3	Here's a show.
1:05.1	Hey, Johnny.
1:06.2	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:08.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:10.3	Great.
1:10.8	Let's go.
1:15.3	A lot of our non-sports podcast listeners might not be keeping track of the Mike Brable story
1:20.6	that's happening in sports.
1:22.3	Man, the Mike Brable story is the most dramatic theater thing going on in moods right now.
1:26.8	Paul, are you aware? I'm not. It's time for Matt and Manningley's ice cream social. Sitting across with me in Pittsburgh is Paul Manningly. In Vegas, that's Mr. Madonnelly. And right over there is Jacob, the audio guy. I love that guy. We're preaching fun. So, Paul. Mike Grable, the coach of the New England Patriots.
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