Episode 1311: Not an Unchipped Tooth in the House with Nick Diffatte
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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SUMMARY: Comedian and magician Nick Diffatte joins us in The Churn! Nick talks about performing in Mad Apple, playing on the road in Jokers of Magic, magician/producer Chris Kenner, Copperfield superfans, and the challenge of Vegas audiences. Matt's prepping swag for his Alaska cruise and learns that ducks don't have sphincters. Also, a Scoopardy.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there. |
| 0:04.5 | I'm so happy you're here. This is the part of the show where we thank you. The ice cream truck drivers. Thanks so much ice cream truck driver. Thank you so much. Oh! It's a brand new month. Patreon is still sorting all of the things. We'll get all the things and we're going to thank all the ice cream truck drivers before this month is over. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, though, and help deliver that fucking ice cream |
| 0:24.7 | straight to people's fucking ear holes, you can go to preaching fun.com. |
| 0:28.6 | Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows? |
| 0:33.1 | The life you save may be your own. |
| 0:38.4 | Now, a show. |
| 0:40.1 | Hey Johnny. |
| 0:41.2 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 0:43.8 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 0:45.3 | Great. |
| 0:45.8 | Let's go. |
| 0:51.7 | Very exciting, guys. |
| 0:57.5 | First time in the first time in ice cream social, right? |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.9 | We haven't done a little damn show. |
| 1:02.0 | Idiots. |
| 1:03.2 | We're not doing this. |
| 1:05.6 | It's time for Matt and Matley's ice cream social. |
| 1:07.6 | Across me in Pittsburgh is Paul Maddenley. |
| 1:10.3 | Across with me in Las Vegas, that's Mr. Matt Donnelly. |
| 1:44.8 | On the knobs and dials is Jacob the audio guy. Oh, I love that guy. We're preaching fun. And with us is a comedian, magician, and, uh, all around swell guy. Irritating person. Hooray. Wow. No, no. You're mad because I was two minutes late. I'm a stickler for time. I'm just, I just was dealing, in between episodes, I was dealing with a stupid issue because I have to have a bunch of posters before I get on a ship on Sunday. Oh, my God. And then I paid for extravagity shipping, and they wrote me back saying, no, I'm on that expedite shipping. But we are keeping your money. And, uh, don't worry. Then don't worry even more money to go to a competitor to get the problem solved and I'm taking it |
| 1:49.4 | helicopter to get them brought to the ship right from a copy max it is costing me 60,000 |
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