Sometimes when I wake up every day, I like sometimes if I'm not working, I'll eat like waffles and

like buttermilk waffles and then I'll have to have like aren't you mine my buttermilk syrup on it and

It's like I'll toast it, but then I never burn it

But then I'll put in the microwave and then warm it up a little bit and that's what that performance felt like to me

It was smooth. It was delicious. It was just fine

Do you hear the what about the guy couldn't afford personalized plate? So he went and changed his name to J3L 2404

Yeah, that's a good one either I had a bottle of vodka

He had a bottle of vodka, but anyway, we were drinking vodka and I was I was so happy that I found someone who would drink

vodka with me, you know, they want to drink real love we're drinking real love. No, if anybody orders me low, I'm leaving

I'm not drinking any

We're low these specific but not memorable be funny, but don't make him laugh. These are really good. Do you want to try one?

Does that show food in it?

Shelf food? Yes, again, well, but you have a way with words

Oh, and we are just getting started on this Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live described by some as this sort of thing

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in at 188 pounds

Really? I'm trying to I'm just trying to get my fitness on trying to build my beef castle

All of that. That's episode 1,303 in a collector series with much to talk about

This is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL

Wow big news in the world of late-night television Jay Leno on the way out

By which I mean to say Jay Leno on the way out, you know, this shows like a dynasty

You hold it and then you hand it off to the next person

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