I used to be able to name every night that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy because she used to say

Harlan Pepper if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was of course that we lived in high nut

and I think that's what put it in my head at that point. So I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I'd say peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was sent her into a go-and-crazy said you stopped naming nuts and Hubert used to be able to make the sound and he wasn't talking but he used to go.

That sounded like macadamia nut and which is a nut that's also the name of the town, pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural oil, natural white pistachio nut.

What is it about one almond that's just perfect, nothing.

Oh man, there's must be killing you.

What, the salinella dripping all over my desk?

It's lamb ding dong, not salmon. I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt hurt means.

Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this.

Let's get fancy!

And there's not much fancier than a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Oh yeah!

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds. This is episode 1,300 and one in a collector series.

I should be in this pool.

And we've got exciting things here for you that we've just been carefully piecing together here in between the radio show that just happened.

This podcast and before the other radio show that happens later tonight are all parts of the sort of tapestry that we've together this here imaginary radio program.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Susie coming tonight on TBTL.

A guy down in Topeka, Kansas, who's, let's just say, takes a different world view than those Westboro Baptist Church people.

He bought the house across the street from the church and he's doing something to it. We'll talk to him.

He's in the act of doing it today and we'll interview him in that very act.

Also, a new study finds that I have a good reason for my obsessive napping and it's because I'm a health nut.

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