Episode #1300: New Segment: Crotch Talk!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew, Andy Haynes and Lee LeFever set out to bro it up but end up talking about things that make them really sad.

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0:00.0	No, forget the glasswood house, just give me the picture.
0:03.0	For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.
0:06.0	Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails.
0:10.0	Pray for me now that the hour of my death, which I hope is soon, amen.
0:14.0	TVTL!
0:19.0	Now, many, many people have questions and very serious questions.
0:25.0	You heard what he said?
0:27.0	Did you hear what he said?
0:28.0	Yes, I heard what he said.
0:30.0	Doesn't make any difference what he says?
0:33.0	Does it?
0:34.0	No!
0:36.0	He's lying!
0:37.0	He's been lying for years!
0:39.0	Let him go and hold on to him!
0:41.0	You'll never get him!
0:42.0	Never!
0:43.0	It's like Hannibal Lecter had sex with a car alarm,
0:46.0	and they're offspring made a baby with the ghost of Saddam Hussein.
0:49.0	This is my sandbox.
0:50.0	I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
0:53.0	That's where I saw the leprechaun.
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