Episode 13 – Dick on Fat Rock

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2016

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah!
0:15.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:20.0	You love Dick! You love Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick, You need more Dick. You got it. Somebody says I'm over doing the
0:27.5	Yazz. Somebody called in and said I got too many Yazz. No, I think that's your thing.
0:31.5	I'm doing Yazz all over the place and it's like a spice. They say you gotta tone down the
0:36.4	spice. You can't just, you can't just, yeah, who am I? Lenny Kravitz?
0:39.8	That's what they're saying. I got a tone down. Me? Oh, from that fucking terrible song?
0:44.1	Yeah, yeah.
0:45.0	Like they hit it on a button, right?
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:47.4	It was just the same sample triggered over and over again.
0:49.8	That's like the least,
0:50.6	one of the least human records I've ever heard.
0:52.8	How can you be a musician?
0:54.8	I hate Lenny Kravitz.
0:55.9	Why?
0:56.9	Because he has the fakest soul I've ever heard.
0:59.4	What?
1:00.4	What do you mean the fakest soul?
1:01.6	It's just like he's... God, don't know man he's just like...
1:05.0	He's manufactured he's all style and no substance. I'll tell you he's a mile wide and an inch deep.
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