Episode 12 – Dick on Hunks
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2016
⏱️ 89 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. |
| 0:03.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:05.0 | Dick. |
| 0:08.0 | Dick. He is Dick. |
| 0:10.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:11.0 | Dick. Ready. Yeah, welcome to Dick. You love Dick. You want Dick. You need more Dick. You got it. It's the show that stands for something. |
| 0:31.0 | It's the show where everything is a contest. I am your host Dick Masterson. How you |
| 0:36.6 | doing? We are rocking today, boys. We are rocking today. Absolutely no audio issues at all. |
| 0:43.8 | Why do you say things like that? |
| 0:45.4 | Because I think I get away with something. |
| 0:48.0 | Like if I say, if I say something that would like cause people. Look everyone believes in something. |
| 0:54.7 | Whether it fascinates me how people are so proud of their atheism |
| 0:59.2 | because I look at like I want to pluck the thread. I want to find that thread of belief in there somewhere, in them, in their souls, in their hearts, and pull on it until their atheism unravels. |
| 1:12.0 | Because everybody believes in something. |
| 1:14.1 | It's like I don't believe, like they don't believe in a God that's such and such and such and |
| 1:19.2 | such you know and I want to find it in them and I want to pluck at it just so they can feel I want them to know and feel like they believe in a god |
| 1:28.0 | I believe that electricity is an asshole |
| 1:31.0 | Electricity is an asshole I want to I want to I want to it it because it's genetic it's like you don't get we don't |
| 1:37.2 | you don't get a society where people collaborate and cooperate |
| 1:43.6 | without some kind of belief in some kind of God. |
| 1:47.9 | You just don't. |
| 1:48.7 | And we can all say, like all the atheists can get together and say science be praised and we love |
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