This song freaks me out of it, Childish Ocean, How can I pet when I'm still a kid, Childish Ocean,

Who the hell decided I was ready to live?

Hey, Greg Fitzsimons here from Venice Beach, California.

Allison Rosen here. I'm from Burbank, California.

You're not from Burbank, you're from Orange County.

I'm actually, excuse me, from Oakland, California, which is a million times cooler.

I moved down to Orange County when I was very young, but I claim Oakland because, of course,

I'm going to because Orange County is lame. It's pretty lame.

Super lame, dude.

Yeah, but I claim the Bronx, even though I only live there for about four or five years,

and then we moved to Westchester County in New York, which some people also call lame.

Yes, but you know what? We were forged in the crucible of cool towns.

That's right. That's why we're so tough.

Do you go back to Oakland? Do you have people back there?

Not a one. I mean, yes, I did. Okay, so then I went to college on the tough streets of Claremont,

California, and for winter break or spring break, one year, all the cool people, speaking of

cool and lame, went to Mexico, but we drove up north to Northern California, and I went back to

my roots in Oakland, but not really my roots, and we visited our friend Andrew, and he lived in

Oakland, and I looked around and I thought, I was born here. I feel no connection to this place,

but there's a playground where I have a picture of my dad pushing me on a swing.

I wish I felt something other than I know I have a photo of that. So that's as far as it goes.

When we left the Bronx, we went to Cherry Hill, New Jersey for about a year.

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