It's comedy, it's tragedy, we're here.

It's great fit Simmons.

It's Allison Rosen, it's childish.

Is there a better example of comedy and tragedy than children?

No, especially small ones.

I would take it back even further or farther to the birthing experience.

That's comedy, that's tragedy.

Where's the comedy?

I mean, they claim that I didn't poop on the table.

And I just feel like, how did I not?

And now that you turned me on to TikTok Greg, I was a holdout, I was like, I don't see

how it's fun, I don't get, that just sounds awful and you're like, no, it's addictive,

it's so creative, the young people, they're so creative, I just sit there for hours and

hours.

And I was like, no, that doesn't sound like something I want to spend my time on.

And now I haven't seen my family.

The reason I have this podcast, I haven't seen them in weeks because I've just been watching

TikTok.

But anyway, on TikTok, labor and delivery nurses claim it's like a thing to tell the

mother that they didn't poop, even if they pooped.

It's like a gift they give them.

And to that gift, I say, fuck your gift, I want the truth.

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