Episode 1287: Meet Me by the Giant Snake Tongue

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Matt returns to Raiders Stadium for another gig. Jacob tries to exercise more, enjoys some cowbell, and 'ends' up adjacent to a prank nearly gone wrong. Plus, the guys share stories of bathroom urgencies, our thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime shows, and an Australian Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so happy you're here. This is the part of the show where we thank you,
0:09.5	the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers? Well, these are the folks that
0:14.7	deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now, I'd like to thank
0:19.9	Random Admiral, Bearded Scoop, Sacked Guy Jimmy
0:23.4	Dee, Chasing the Dragon Scoop, and Darren Cunningham. If you'd like to be an ice cream truck
0:28.8	driver just like these fine folks, head over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you can
0:33.2	go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows. The life you save may be your own.
0:43.2	And now, a show.
0:45.7	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.5	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:51.0	Great, let's go.
0:56.1	Oh, Matt Donald.
0:57.8	Looking very smart in his new glasses.
1:02.7	Right.
1:03.1	I'm going to tell you from Old San Juan, Puerto Rico, eh?
1:06.0	Yep, de, diesta, Pippit.
1:09.0	I'llio Sabis.
1:10.4	It's time for Matt and Lee's ice cream social sitting in Puerto Rico. That's Matt. B.
1:14.1	It's time for Matt Mattingly's ice cream social sitting in Puerto Rico.
1:15.4	That's Matt Donnelly.
1:17.0	Sitting in Pittsburgh, PA.
1:18.1	That's Paul Mattingly.
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