Episode 1288: The 97th Funniest Podcast

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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SUMMARY: ICS appears on a list of funniest podcasts. There's a new magic show coming to The Strip; is it better than Penn & Teller? In Scoop Mail, we're asked what to do when you've bought a house that belonged to a pervy peeper. Plus, Paul's got moose hands, a Jersey donkey, and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so glad you are here. I want to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.7	Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Travis Jaguri, Roy Stansbury,
0:15.6	Dirty Old Scoop, Lori Ells Raw, and John Madagley, if you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:21.0	just like these fine folks and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's
0:24.9	fucking earholes, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:27.6	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:30.9	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:37.7	And now, a program.
0:40.7	Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:44.5	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:45.9	Great. Let's go.
0:51.0	Paul Mattingly, what do you think of Chris Paul's retirement?
0:54.5	One of the great point guards in NBA history officially announcing his retirement today.
0:59.8	Your thoughts.
1:00.7	How old is?
1:02.4	That's pretty old.
1:04.0	Great.
1:05.1	It's time for Matt McAnley's ice cream social.
1:07.7	Sitting in Pittsburgh, that's Paul Mattingly.
1:09.9	Sitting on a ship somewhere in the ocean, that's Matt Donnelly. I'm Jacob in Las Vegas. We're reaching fun. I'd say, we need less people with two first names participating in sport. So I think that's a good thing. There we go. It's a good thing. Good. So long, Chris Paul. I do remember that name. I don't remember what he did. I mean, I remember he played basketball. I remember he played basketball. He's a good basketball player. Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's a good basketball player. I'm really being for this bit to go past the opening music. I meant for this to be just a filler. I remember this bit to be just a filler for the first part of the theme song.
2:03.1	No, clearly he was. I thought I'd just get like, yeah, it's great. He's retiring and then would go into the opening bit and then would just go on with the show. But okay, we'll talk about Chris Paul. Clearly he was a very good basketball player because I am not a basketball follower, but I knew that name. Sure. It'd be like if Spud Webb suddenly decided to retire.
2:03.1	He is one of the... football follower, but I knew that name. Sure. It'd be like if Spud Webb suddenly decided to retire.
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