Episode 1286: Train Baby Gravy

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Paul finds a way to prop up his podcasting laptop without using a book. While going to the UPS Store, Matt discovers that he's a closeted nerd. In Scoop Mail, we consider names for an HR consulting business. Plus, Paul cooks, Matt explains a joke, and a quote-laden Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, good.
0:01.9	Start the show.
0:02.5	Don't like that off the cover.
0:04.3	That's the way we do it.
0:06.2	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:11.1	Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers.
0:13.9	I'll tell you what, guys.
0:15.1	I am going through these lists.
0:16.9	I am so close.
0:18.1	I'm really close to being able to take each and every one of you by name this month.
0:22.0	And by the next episode, I'm going to do it.
0:24.9	I'm going to thank each and every ice cream truck driver by name this month at this part of the episode.
0:31.8	Don't you worry all you ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:35.5	Who are the ice cream truck drivers you may be asking? Wouldn't you like to know? These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream truck drivers out there. Who are the ice cream truck drivers you may be asking?
0:38.2	Wouldn't you like to know?
0:39.0	These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream
0:40.9	straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:43.3	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver
0:45.4	and I sure hope you do, preaching fun.com is where you can go.
0:48.8	Preaching fun.com.
0:50.6	Head over there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:53.5	and who knows?
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