Happy Valentine's Day, everybody, and welcome to this special Thursday afternoon edition

of TBTL. This is the show. That just might be too beautiful to live. I'm your host, Luke

Burbank, off in Chicago today, getting already to record an edition of Wait, Wait, Don't

Tell Me. But if being Valentine's Day and all, we thought it would be good to talk about

love and romance. And take a listen back to a show we did some while ago where Jen

Clash Andrews and our good friend Drew McFriz read through what might have been the worst

romance novel ever written. Get out your chocolates and your ridiculously oversized Vermont

teddy bear and take a listen to this from the TBTL archives.

Can we start your poster non-lo? Yeah, sure. But I've only got one bed and I group people

in my sleep. It's a condition. It's one of the reasons I had to leave the New Zealand

Army. We'll just stay on the floor. I'll probably find you there. I tend to really reach

out. I'll sleep in the kitchen. Okay. Never mind. No. We'll find somewhere. No, I'll

sleep. And that's why we just do podcasts from this house because of a few, well, we'll

just call them sleep-based growing incidents. Hi, everybody. This is TBTL, the show that's

probably too beautiful to live. It's Epiphoed. Epiphoed. Number, offering Thuckattash

with Epiphoed. Number 1000 and 22 in a collector's series. That's right. It is day three

of the TBTLathon. TBTLathon, the third feels like the very third time. My name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 190 pounds. So you got my money? More on that weight

situation. And what I should do going forward on today's show because it is the first

day of Lent. And I've gotten a surprisingly, sort of long, long number because the number

be long, flash, can it? A surprising, surprisingly high number of emails. People ask me what I'm

going to do about Lent because of, you know, our famous little red wagon riding that we

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