Episode 1277: Jacob Gets His Potato Loaded

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: We give thanks to Annie for ten years of helping out the podcast! Jacob experiences "the dumbest football game on Earth" and enjoys value-priced surf and turf followed by cocktails. We ponder professional sports' dance team names. Professor Biggs joins us for a callback and further enlightens us on an eye-popping experience. Plus a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Yeah!
0:02.0	Oh, hello there!
0:05.0	I am so happy to see you because I'd like to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.0	Thank you so much, Ice Cream Truck Drivers!
0:12.0	It is a new month, we don't have a new list yet, but we will thank each and every
0:16.0	ice cream truck driver before this month is through.
0:19.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver driver and I sure hope you do, share this fucking
0:24.0	ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes.
0:26.3	Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:28.4	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows?
0:33.6	The life you save may be your own.
0:39.5	Ooh, it's a show.
0:41.5	Hey, Johnny.
0:42.5	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:45.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:46.6	Great.
0:47.1	Let's go.
0:51.7	Oh, man.
0:54.0	I had a weird night last night. Yeah, weird night. You had a weird night last night.
0:56.5	You had a weird weekend, too.
0:59.0	I had a weird weekend.
1:00.4	I've had a weird life.
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