Episode 1278: Very Long Aquariums for Eels

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: We start the show without Paul, assuming the worst. Matt recalls the time when he was cast as a bathing suit model. A language app offers Matt an interesting opportunity for communicating with friends. What could you do with old library card drawers? Plus we roll the dice with some Scoop Mail and a game of Obelisk.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:02.3	Stop at Solar Scoop.
0:05.2	Oh, hello there.
0:07.4	People are putting emojis of tits up in the chat.
0:10.2	Now I zoom here.
0:11.0	It's very distracting, but I like it.
0:13.4	I want to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:16.6	Thank you so much, ice cream truck drivers.
0:19.1	Let's see.
0:20.4	Who are the ice cream truck drivers? Boy, see, I'm so distracted. Who are the ice cream truck drivers? Those are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking earholes. I don't have a new list yet, but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver before this show. At a future episode this month, if you want to be an ice cream truck driver and I sure hope you do.
0:38.6	Preaching fun.com is where you can go.
0:40.8	Preaching fun.com.
0:42.1	Head over there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows?
0:46.3	The life you save may be your own.
0:52.8	Ooh, a show.
0:54.4	Hey, Johnny.
0:55.5	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:58.3	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:59.7	Great.
1:00.2	Let's go.
1:04.2	Shout out to when Matt Donnelly discovered the best manual nose hair trimmer that I've still ever used.
1:13.7	The eagle.
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