Episode 1276: Goosh!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Jacob's plans to see SJ's New Year's Eve gig are thwarted. Paul's New Year begins with a crazy snowstorm. Matt performs in Utah; an audience member leaves with stitches. Also, Matt learns it's hard to wear a red hat without being identified as MAGA; Jacob sympathizes. Plus a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so happy you're here. I want to thank you the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:12.0	Well, these are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:16.8	It's a new month. We don't have a new list yet, so I don't have names to thank,
0:21.1	but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver before this month is through.
0:25.8	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver and help deliver that ice cream,
0:29.9	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:31.7	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:35.2	and who knows the life you save may be your own.
0:44.0	Here's a show.
0:45.2	Hey Johnny.
0:46.7	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.4	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:50.8	Great.
0:51.3	Let's go.
0:55.0	Suck on a caprice. Let's go. Suck on a Capri Sun or not, Matt?
0:57.8	Oh, no. I'm a cool old jammer guy. I don't know if you figure it out by now.
1:01.7	Those give me the straight adjica. They give me an adjica. I just had a boxing
1:06.3	ju-doo.
1:09.8	I'm for Matt and Madison's ice cream social.
1:12.8	Soon to be an intestinal distress.
1:14.8	That's pulamatically.
1:15.9	Come on.
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