Episode 1275: Dreadlocked for the Mouth Hug on the Butt
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Happy New Year! Jacob catches himself singing the wrong lyrics to Everlast. Matt makes an offer to appease a douchebag. And we reflect on Raiding the Rock Vault concluding its Vegas residency as the show prepares to go on tour. Plus we've got Scoop Mail holiday cards and a Scoopardy.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there! I am so happy you're here! I want to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. |
| 0:11.0 | Right now I would like to thank Malia, Mike, Paul's brother, Piro, Richard Dunn, Sarah Boyle, Sacks Guy, Jimmy D. Scoop, Scoop, Brady, Scoop D'Jour, Scoop Cooke Cotta, Slurper Cahey, Motherp, Thunder, Coug guy Jimmy D. Scoop. Scoop Brady. Scoop D'Jour. Scoop Kada. Slurpee Keechee, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, and Travis Jaguari. |
| 0:26.6 | If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking earholes, head over to preaching fun.com. |
| 0:35.0 | Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up, and who knows? |
| 0:38.3 | The life you save may be your own. |
| 0:44.9 | Now here's a show. |
| 0:46.8 | Hey, Johnny. |
| 0:47.8 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 0:50.6 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 0:52.0 | Great. |
| 0:52.5 | Let's go. |
| 0:54.9 | Happy New Year, everybody. Frank you knew yourself, and'd love to. Great. Let's go. Happy New Year, everybody. |
| 0:56.6 | Breaking New Year, so if you're right, |
| 0:58.4 | a guy was just awarded custody of his brother. |
| 1:02.3 | Here in Nevada, I think natural news because he was sexually abused by his brother when he was a kid. |
| 1:05.9 | He turned out he was the father of his own brother. |
| 1:08.1 | Oh! |
| 1:09.0 | Happy New Year! |
| 1:28.8 | This time for Matt McManulies,, social. Sitting in a pool of his own mess. That's Matt Donnelly. Sitting in a pool of his own mess, that's also Paul Matically. I'm Jacob. We're preaching fun. I was looking at the trending news in Nevada. And it was a man awarded. I shouldn't laugh. |
| 1:29.6 | That's terrible. |
| 1:30.3 | It is terrible. |
| 1:31.0 | It is absolutely terrible. |
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