Episode 1274: Holes in the Tarpaulin

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: This episode gets salty! Paul's got the deets on a new Spawn comic featuring Santa. Matt's outfitting a rock band under his roof while a Salvation Army band offends Paul and Anne's earholes. Jacob experiences the joy of hiring a professional house-and-pet sitter. Plus, how dogs tell time and a Christmas Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	That's what it was.
0:02.4	Like, that's why the 12-month calendar has months that are all jibbilly-jubilee with the days.
0:11.8	You know what I mean?
0:13.4	Case closed.
0:15.1	Case closed, Jacob.
0:17.9	I don't want to fake all those ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:21.6	Some months have more dates.
0:23.3	All you ice cream truck drivers out there, you were the only thing keeping Paul from, I don't know.
0:30.9	Not good stuff.
0:32.3	That's true.
0:32.9	But I want to thank all of you, especially right now.
0:35.1	I want to thank The Elken Magic Scoop.
0:37.2	Fee-Fi. Frankie Steaky Scoopi Scoop. Collactic, Scoopers, Starbuck, Scoops a lot, Ice Blue Scoop. I want a Scoop Baby. Jake Schneider. Jason Clepper, Jeff Harris, Jonathan, Lori Ellsrawl, and Leon Kasab. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks. Preachingfund.com is where you can go.
0:55.1	Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:57.2	Sign up today to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows,
1:01.4	the life you save may be your own.
1:07.5	Here's a show.
1:08.7	We'll see you soon.
1:10.1	Wrong back.
1:11.5	It's over before it begins Wrong now. Hey, Johnny.
1:12.3	It's over before it begins, everyone.
1:14.5	Closing up the year strong.
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