Did people ever call you a sell-out when you started getting other people to make your shirts,

did you ever deal with that? Well, so busy with the economy of Iraq, education,

infrastructure. I can't even think about those things, but I do miss it. I do miss the 50 people.

I make a speech to 50 people, literally. And I go, yeah, I'm going to take over the world,

I'm going to take over Kuwait. And those are the days, you know. That's when you're being

a dictator, is really being a dictator, you know what I mean? You're not, it's not the same thing

now. And I feel for people in Pakistan, I feel for those leaders, because they've lost sight of it all.

T-B-T-L!

Play it doing, I'm Saddam Hussein. I'm the evil one. But listen, if you're going to go out and have

a good time, wear your condoms. It's not worth it, not worth the trouble, not worth a pregnancy.

Let's keep it down to a minimum. Use condoms. I'm going to make you proud of me. Oh,

sweetie, I'm already proud of you. All you can do is make me unproud. I've been listening to

some psychedelic music recently to see if any of it would suit my spoons. What do you know about

talent? You're unemployed single, over 30, and you stop fairly overacimate your cubeness.

It just comes down to it. If I want to check for lace sandwich, I'm going to have the chick

for lace sandwich, so you can run and tell that.

I just might. You watch me on this Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. Let me hear that voice.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, it's episode 1,270, and I collect your series weighing in

at 186 pounds. It's working! It's working!

Cheris, we have a variety of things that we'd like to bring to your attention on this episode.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L. We'll tell you about those in just a moment.

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