Someone is smoking over there something we cats would never do filling their lungs with thick dark hair

What a disgusting thing to do and cats have nine lives with eight to spare

Humans have one with none to part. Why do they smoke? Why don't they care?

Humans are smart but cats are smarter. Listen to cats human and women take care of your lungs

They're only human

And I said it again real boldly. I said in the name of Jesus get out of my house and

Everybody started chanting Jesus Jesus Jesus

He just turned around and ran out the door as fast as he could go you are the opposite of Batman this town needs an animal

You're gonna do an interview with us. Sure. Okay. So how long have you?

New-hat and STD. I don't have an STD. Oh, then why did you want to talk? Oh my goodness

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I used to be ashamed of what would happen if you went on stage and you didn't set off the fireworks and you didn't

Break up the guitar and you didn't have the smoke and the fire and the blood and all that you just came out and did your thing

Still be a rip roaring rock and roll show

We need the smoke and the fire and all that stuff to distract from how shitty a lot of the content is on this Monday after

The addition of T.B. T.L. That's right. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live

Smash smash smash

My name is Luke Pervek. I'm your host weighing in at a hundred and eighty nine pounds

This is a episode one thousand two hundred and seventy one in a collector's series. Let me hear that voice

We have a lot of stuff we want to talk about with you on this Monday

Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on T.B. T.L

Including maybe the most heroic homeless hatchet wielding hit chiker

That you'll hear about today

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