Episode #1266: Luke Rides Solo and Shit Gets Real

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2013

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

A near brush with being in a bar where a shooting went down has Luke feeling contemplative.

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0:00.0	First of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face.
0:03.0	These are the best-caging chicken niblets I've ever had.
0:06.0	Also, we're going to want to get dessert.
0:08.0	I'm wondering which wine pairs best with the Oreo cheesecake.
0:12.0	I wouldn't know that.
0:14.0	You don't know.
0:15.0	Okay, perhaps you should send over the house Somalian.
0:18.0	Greg is from Nigeria.
0:20.0	No, I don't mean Craig. I don't see how this helps us.
0:23.0	I just want cheesecake with a good wine.
0:25.0	Okay, let's get dessert.
0:26.0	Just get some more drinks, huh?
0:28.0	One thing you can do, you can paint the interaches.
0:35.0	You can paint them with flowers.
0:37.0	You can paint them with fish.
0:39.0	You can paint them with battleships.
0:40.0	You can paint them to look like a torpedo.
0:42.0	Dude, give me a brak.
0:44.0	This is grass clippings.
0:45.0	Give us the real deal we're out of here.
0:48.0	What don't you understand?
0:50.0	It's crystal clear.
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