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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1265: Creepy Head!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2013

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Andrew brings a new 'Broadcast Aid' into the studio, much to Luke's terror.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What are you watching baggage baggage? What's baggage? Okay, so there are three contestants today

0:06.8

They're girls and this guy Danny is looking for love and the each of three suitcases a little one a meeting one in a big one

0:11.8

And then what are you watching baggage baggage? What's baggage? Okay, so there are three contestants today

0:19.4

They're girls and this guy Danny is looking for love and the each of three suitcases a little one a meeting one in a big one

0:24.4

And then they have like their secret baggage and they reveal it and if it's super freaky human makes them

0:30.2

Okay, like this chick the black one or the blonde one you have the black one her littleest baggage is that she spends a thousand dollars a month on her weave

0:36.8

Which host Jerry Springer thinks is unbeatable her medium baggage is that she puts her wedding up to the first day and her biggest baggage is that she

0:43.8

Pokes holes and condoms. Wow. That's a crazy thing to do. I know

0:53.8

I was listening to your program on my car radio. What do you think so far? I'm a fan of yours a really big fan

1:00.9

Everywhere you go, they have different names for different fish every every single place you go

1:05.1

I mean even if you go from from New York to Florida

1:08.4

Fish has one of five different names and so when you get to France by the time you get to France

1:13.2

So that's a different name to her. She's fake. You're not lucky. You are to be hanging out with me. I know I'm really lucky to be hanging out with you. I mean what you're learning?

1:20.2

Oh, I'm learning yet crazy stuff. No, this is this has to do with fear. You have a fear of dying. The demons don't really care

1:26.0

What you chant as long as you do what they want. Poor chap sandwiches. Poor chap sandwiches. If I were you I wouldn't focus on what he's saying

1:32.5

But more the fact that he's saying something

1:35.7

We

1:39.0

Sex you here on this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL

1:44.7

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. I was real as the street

1:48.8

I like it that we're now starting the show with me making an obscure reference that's not even included in the obscure audio drop that we started

1:57.4

The show with so that's great

1:59.0

That is as we like to say inside to the power of inside

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