Episode 1263: Behind the Glass at the House of Sharts

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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SUMMARY: We have concerns about humanity's place as the top apex predator. Is Nevada's DMV snitch line just a citizen-driven tax haul? Matt visits The Party at Superfrico and watches a cow do a striptease. We ask, can niche-community fandoms fill hotels in Vegas? Plus, Jacob misses his bidet, this year's Scoop Secret Santa, and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	When I play pickleball, I don't want anybody to know that I'm playing pickleball.
0:04.5	It's more like knuckleball.
0:08.5	It's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:12.4	Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:15.1	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:17.2	Why, these are the folks that bring that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:21.3	Right now, I'd like to thank, Bearded Scoop 3, Blue Line Scoot, Chasing the Dragon Scoot,
0:26.8	Christine Ellsessor, Christy Salinas, Darren Cunningham, Darth Scooper, David Walker, Dead Laslow,
0:33.5	and Dirty Old Scoop.
0:35.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, and I hope you do, head over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows? The life you save may be your own. Jacob, are we on Twitch? We're not, but we're about to be because I forgot to.
0:54.7	Here we go.
0:55.8	Hey, Johnny.
0:56.9	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:59.6	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:01.0	Great.
1:01.5	Let's go.
1:04.1	I'm very good at stuff.
1:08.1	I just couldn't wait to start the show again.
1:10.1	Yeah.
1:15.9	Yeah. It's all right now.
1:17.8	It's time for Matt Mattingly's ice cream, social.
1:23.0	Sitting over in Pittsburgh, it's Paul Mattingley.
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