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Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Episode 1262: Shorting Bing Crosby

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9634 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: The cologne discussion continues. Matt tells the backstory on his viral video handling of a dickhead. We get into both alleged and actual shenanigans in sports betting. Newman joins us with a history lesson on West Coast horse racing tracks and enlightens us on horse figure collectibles. Plus a Canadian Scoopardy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, hello there. I am so glad you are here. This is the part of the show where we thank you,

0:09.6

the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. We are having issues

0:14.2

getting our list this month, but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver this part

0:18.4

of the episode before this month is over, even if I have to go in and learn, I don't know, different languages and get the list myself through translation. I'll do it to thank each and every ice cream drug driver. Who are the ice cream drug drivers? Why, these are the fucking assholes that deliver that fucking ice cream

0:37.7

straight to your fucking ear holes.

0:39.9

If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I hope you do, head over to preaching

0:43.9

fun.com.

0:44.9

Preaching fun.com is where you can go to an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?

0:49.4

The life you save may be your own.

0:54.9

Here's a program.

0:56.9

Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?

1:00.7

Yeah, I'd love to.

1:02.1

Great, let's go.

1:05.6

Matt, the more I've thought about your friend who date your son Cologne,

1:10.6

the more I'm convinced that that person hates me.

1:16.6

You're going to be a teenager.

1:18.1

You're just giving a teenager things to smell.

1:21.6

It's time for Matt Mattingly's ice cream social.

1:24.5

Sitting in Las Vegas, it's Matt Connolly.

1:26.5

Sitting in Pittsburgh and Paul Mattingley city of Las Vegas

1:29.3

it's me Jacob the audio guy we're preaching fun

1:31.6

yeah like he's gonna be a teenager and teenagers

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