Episode 1264: Cracking the Liberty Bell

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: JD Newitt joins us to talk about a GoFundMe for funds to finish "Hey Scoops! The Movie." Matt feels guilt for being part of the Las Vegas F1 experience. We highlight more facts about animals using their intelligence. What's not been in Paul's mouth? Also, never ask Matt for a second Bass Ale, and a "More 80s" film Scoopardy.

SPONSOR: Sponsored by Billy from Boston's Baked Bean Ice Cream.

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0:00.0	You want to go for it?
0:01.6	Want to go for it?
0:02.3	Twerk off right now?
0:04.8	She goes, oh, I see a twerk off all right.
0:09.3	Oh, hello there.
0:10.9	I am so glad you're here.
0:13.2	It's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:16.2	Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers.
0:18.3	Right now I'd like to thank Dr. Scoop Little, Elkton Magic Scoot, Fee-Fi, Stee-E-Fee-E-Fee-E-Coop, Galactic President Scooper Star makes Scoops a lot, Ice Blue Scoop, I Want a Scoop Baby, Jacob Dick Laker, Jake Schneider, Jason Klepper, and Jeff Harris. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:41.6	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up, and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:51.2	Here's a show.
0:52.8	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:56.6	Yeah, I'd love to
0:57.8	Great, let's go
0:59.5	Broom, broom, broom
1:02.8	It's up one time
1:05.3	Big sewer plate strikes again
1:07.7	No way
1:09.6	What? What? Manhole cover Messes up F1. Stop it. Stupid ass. It's time for Matt and Mattingley's ice cream social. In Las Vegas, that's Matt Donnelly. In Pittsburgh, that's Paul Mattingley. In Las Vegas, it's me, Jacob, the audio guy. We're preaching fun.
1:27.8	We are preaching fun.
1:29.6	Let's get silly.
1:30.6	Oh, my God.
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