Episode 1261: Apple Jacks and Feet

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Society & Culture, Arts, Comedy

4.9 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: What's our stance on using cologne? Matt's giant skeleton needs a Santa hat. Paul is seeing yellow. We bemoan the latest news about Congress outlawing recreational weed use in 2026. Plus 2026 tour dates for Jokers of Magic announced, how to shut down stupid baby questions in Scoop Mail, and a New Zealand Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so happy you're here because this is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. We are actually having trouble with Patreon right now to get all of the lists out. But we will thank all of you patrons out there each and every one of you before this month is over.
0:21.4	In the meantime, I want to thank each and every ice cream truck driver out there for delivering that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking earholes.
0:29.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, help support this show.
0:32.6	Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:34.3	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
0:39.1	The life you save may be your own.
0:42.3	Could be.
0:44.2	Or someone might call you on a phone.
0:48.4	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:52.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:53.6	Great, let's go.
0:56.0	I feel like we brought this up before.
0:58.5	What do you guys' current stance on Koload?
1:02.0	I actually have something that happened yesterday's later.
1:07.5	Okay.
1:09.7	Right, guys.
1:10.6	Or did you mean the city insurance?
1:12.0	No.
1:13.2	It's time for Matt Mattingly's ice cream social.
1:15.5	Sitting over there, it's Matt Notley.
1:17.0	Sitting over there, it's Paul Mattingly.
1:18.7	Sitting over here, it's Jacob the Audio Guide.
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