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Election Profit Makers

Episode 126: Florida Pizza Restaurant Infomercial

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

News, Comedy, Politics

4.8720 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

No regular episode this week. Happy New Year!

Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool

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Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com.

Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

When I heard David say there would be no episode, the week between Christmas and New Year's, I thought, I wonder if I could make an episode.

0:08.8

My name is Satchell, and my restaurant is Satchell's Pizza in Gainesville, Florida.

0:13.1

We have 15 Michelin Stars.

0:16.4

I had a lot of failures in an attempt to make my podcast episode.

0:21.1

I thought I can just talk about some stuff and have it just no edits and send it to David.

0:26.7

But then I realized I went on some tangents and I needed to add some other bits.

0:31.5

And the next thing you know, I've probably sent David five or six different little bits.

0:36.0

And he would just have to edit that together. And then

0:39.2

he's working. The whole idea is to not work. And it was terrible stuff anyway. It wasn't even

0:44.5

worth putting together. I'm not really, I can't find words good when I'm talking off the cuff

0:50.7

like that. So then I thought maybe I could edit it myself. So I sat down the computer

0:56.2

and I tried to figure out how to put it together and edit it. And I'm really bad at computers.

1:02.3

It's not my thing. I'm a visual artist. So that quickly fell apart and I was ready to give up.

1:08.5

And then I had this idea, what if I wrote something and just read it?

1:13.3

I listened to the daily podcast on occasion and they have this podcast that comes out on Sundays,

1:20.1

the Sunday read. And they just read something that they've written. And I think,

1:25.3

let me try that. That'll be my attempt at a

1:29.6

podcast. So this is my attempt at that format. And it's certainly not EPM style, but it's a

1:37.1

holiday week. And I figured who cares. So here's my story. What's the deal with Satchell's Pizza?

1:47.6

I've always loved pizza. Growing up in suburban Jacksonville, Florida, we didn't eat out much.

1:55.0

We did regularly go for pizza at Pizza Hut and get a thin and crispy ground beef pizza. I would play sit down

2:04.0

Miss Pac-Man and life was good. I was also pretty good artist for a kid and at 12 years old,

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