Episode 126: Florida Pizza Restaurant Infomercial
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.8 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2021
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When I heard David say there would be no episode, the week between Christmas and New Year's, I thought, I wonder if I could make an episode. |
| 0:08.8 | My name is Satchell, and my restaurant is Satchell's Pizza in Gainesville, Florida. |
| 0:13.1 | We have 15 Michelin Stars. |
| 0:16.4 | I had a lot of failures in an attempt to make my podcast episode. |
| 0:21.1 | I thought I can just talk about some stuff and have it just no edits and send it to David. |
| 0:26.7 | But then I realized I went on some tangents and I needed to add some other bits. |
| 0:31.5 | And the next thing you know, I've probably sent David five or six different little bits. |
| 0:36.0 | And he would just have to edit that together. And then |
| 0:39.2 | he's working. The whole idea is to not work. And it was terrible stuff anyway. It wasn't even |
| 0:44.5 | worth putting together. I'm not really, I can't find words good when I'm talking off the cuff |
| 0:50.7 | like that. So then I thought maybe I could edit it myself. So I sat down the computer |
| 0:56.2 | and I tried to figure out how to put it together and edit it. And I'm really bad at computers. |
| 1:02.3 | It's not my thing. I'm a visual artist. So that quickly fell apart and I was ready to give up. |
| 1:08.5 | And then I had this idea, what if I wrote something and just read it? |
| 1:13.3 | I listened to the daily podcast on occasion and they have this podcast that comes out on Sundays, |
| 1:20.1 | the Sunday read. And they just read something that they've written. And I think, |
| 1:25.3 | let me try that. That'll be my attempt at a |
| 1:29.6 | podcast. So this is my attempt at that format. And it's certainly not EPM style, but it's a |
| 1:37.1 | holiday week. And I figured who cares. So here's my story. What's the deal with Satchell's Pizza? |
| 1:47.6 | I've always loved pizza. Growing up in suburban Jacksonville, Florida, we didn't eat out much. |
| 1:55.0 | We did regularly go for pizza at Pizza Hut and get a thin and crispy ground beef pizza. I would play sit down |
| 2:04.0 | Miss Pac-Man and life was good. I was also pretty good artist for a kid and at 12 years old, |
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