Episode 125: 2021 Can Go Eat A Donkey’s Ass
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.8 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Jon’s love for ancient fish technology saves David from the abyss.
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| 0:00.0 | Ho Ho! Ho! Happy holidays! My name is Santafer J. Klausowitz, but you could call me Santa Claus. |
| 0:23.9 | I fly around the planet delivery gifts and cold to the children of Earth. |
| 0:30.3 | My sleigh is pulled by eight tiny reindeer, on Dasher, on Donner, on Jasper, on Peggy. |
| 0:40.0 | Go now, Hubert, and go Roger, and the gifts will be plenty. |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, ho, ho, ho. |
| 0:49.3 | Santa Claus is here again to podcast and produce on your face a lovely grin. |
| 0:56.8 | Leave your chimney |
| 0:57.8 | clear and open |
| 0:59.1 | because I'll be coming down and hoping |
| 1:01.5 | for some milk and cookies left by |
| 1:03.7 | your mummy or daddy. |
| 1:05.5 | And if they don't leave them for Santa, |
| 1:07.9 | then they'll get cold in their fanny. |
| 1:11.3 | Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:16.7 | My name's David, for real. I'm not Santa Claus. John, hi. |
| 1:20.6 | Hi. How are you doing? Merry Christmas. How are you feeling? |
| 1:24.0 | Yesterday you told me you were feeling kind of blue. And then... Then I woke up this morning |
| 1:29.1 | in sunny California to a text from you saying, oh, BBB is dead. And I thought, the backstreet |
| 1:35.4 | boys bus is dead. And then I remembered that BB stands for Build Back Better's. Yeah, Joe |
| 1:40.8 | Mansion went on Fox News Sunday this morning. |
| 1:44.6 | Perfect. |
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