Episode #1249: Our Favorite Accused Terrorist

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2013

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew fall for an accused terrorist being held in Guantanamo.

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0:00.0	Red alert. Red alert. Red alert.
0:03.8	You crossed my line of debt!
0:06.4	You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile.
0:09.0	Pakistan is threatening my border!
0:11.0	That's it, Buster! No more military aid!
0:17.0	Nuko! Get them before they get you.
0:20.0	Another quarterly home game from Butler Brothers.
0:23.0	TVTL!
0:27.0	Now I know you're eager to get out there and start slicing up and serving some pizza.
0:32.0	But before we do that, we have some very important things to talk about.
0:35.0	Can you say apple? Apple?
0:37.0	Can you say banana?
0:38.0	Apple!
0:41.0	What is going on? Is this exercise? Is this for real?
0:44.0	People do this?
0:45.0	It's a free society.
0:47.0	Except right now I'm free. This is no guarantees, you know?
0:50.0	You're on your own.
0:53.0	There's a lot of jungle.
0:55.0	I had security guards at the time because it gets crazy.
0:58.0	I had my clothes ripped off many times.
1:00.0	They just make that they can just get in our cooler when they don't even know the flavor.
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