Episode #1248: Fancy Pants and Juice Diets!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2013

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

TBTL returns from the holiday break with more ridiculous schemes than ever. Including Luke's plans to only wears suits and drink vegetable juice.

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0:00.0	How do the little Piggies go?
0:03.0	That's right!
0:04.0	Oi, koi!
0:05.0	Now, show me how the Piggies eat.
0:07.0	This is your trough.
0:09.0	Show me how the Piggies eat.
0:12.0	Oh boy, show me how the Piggies eat.
0:18.0	T-B-T-L!
0:24.0	I really dug the way you use fantasy.
0:28.0	Current events and cooking it in a kind of tapestry of storytelling.
0:34.0	We don't use the word insane.
0:36.0	We prefer the term mentally hilarious.
0:38.0	You know, everybody was happy to slap your hands and, you know, high-five is still, you know, as old school as it is.
0:43.0	It's still the best way to celebrate.
0:45.0	That's the voice of the youth of America.
0:47.0	Please, please, we can't take any more stick.
0:59.0	And yet we must embark on a, what is it?
1:02.0	Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
1:05.0	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:09.0	It's a trapstief of mockery of a sham, of a mockery of a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham.
1:13.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:15.0	I'm the host of the show.
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