Episode 1242: Why So Syrupy?

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Aaron Rodgers can suck Paul's balls. Jacob pushes a button, and nothing happens. Matt goes looking for an Americano and things get messy, has an awkward gig in California, and goes out for great Texas barbeque with Tim Jenison. Plus Paul gets some Aussie-made art, and we play a Brain Quest-inspired Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there.
0:04.7	I am so glad you are here.
0:06.7	I want to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.6	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:11.4	Or are those of the folks that freaking ice cream straight to your freaking ear holes?
0:16.0	We're not getting demonetized yet.
0:18.0	Right.
0:19.5	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I hope you do, preaching fun.com is where you can go. Go over there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and you will get thanked at this part of a future episode. I don't have a new list yet. It's a new month, but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver by name at this part of the episode coming up this month. So if you want to be an
0:38.4	ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com, head over there, sign up, and who knows? The life you
0:45.0	save may be your own. Boom. Hey Johnny. Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:55.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:57.3	Great, let's go.
1:00.8	Before we start the show today, I want to say that my wife is a beautiful and intelligent person.
1:07.4	Okay.
1:08.9	Just a round of applause for my wife.
1:12.8	Yes.
1:13.4	We must have really messed up.
1:16.1	It's time for Matt Maddenham with ice cream social.
1:19.3	Sitting in Texas, that's Matt Donnelly.
1:21.2	Sitting in Pittsburgh.
1:22.1	It's Paul Mattingly.
1:23.1	Sitting in Las Vegas, it's me, Jacob, the audio guy.
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