Episode 1241: No Booze for 'Tutes
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: When will Las Vegas get a Buc-ee's? Paul tries to give a pill to Billy Bones with a value-priced wiener. Jacob goes to see "Wizard of Oz," and we're pleased so many of our friends are getting acting work at The Sphere. Also, bass carts, self-pleasuring to KoЯn, and questionable auto accessories. Plus a Jock vs. Nerd quiz on real-or-fake food brands.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there. I didn't see you, but I'm so happy you're here because I'd like to thank you the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. It's a new month. We don't have a new list yet. Happy Labor Day, by the well. Belated, I know. But we will get to every single person on that ice cream truck driver list and thank them at this part of the episode before this month is over. So if you want to be an ice cream truck driver, help deliver that freaking ice cream straight to people's freaking ear holes. Head over to hay scoops.com. That's wrong. Head over to preaching fun.com.aching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, |
| 0:41.1 | and who knows, the life you save may be your own. |
| 0:48.9 | A program. |
| 0:50.9 | Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 0:56.2 | Great, let's go. |
| 1:01.7 | Hey, hey! |
| 1:13.8 | Well, well, well, well. |
| 1:18.0 | It's time for Matt Manley's ice cream, social. |
| 1:20.3 | Sitting in Texas, that's Matt Donnelly. |
| 1:22.9 | Sitting in Pennsylvania, that's Paul Mattingly. |
| 1:24.1 | City in Nevada, it's me. |
| 1:24.9 | Check up the audio guy. |
| 1:25.7 | We're preaching fun. How's the weather in Texas the audio guy. We're preaching fun. |
| 1:30.8 | How's the weather in Texas, Matt Donnelly? |
| 1:34.3 | It is humid. It's humid and kind of rainy. |
| 1:41.8 | Oh. Perfect. And I'm back at the magic saloon here in San Antonio. And last time I was here, |
| 2:05.0 | Scoops gave us Bucky's shot glasses, and there's one for each of you that forgot to bring home. Oh, wow. I'm going to bring you some Buckees. Adorable. Thank you. Yeah. What do you think of Buckees? Do you go to Buckees while you're in Texas? I've been, I haven't been. I know it's like a. I know people, people who've been to Buckees love a Buckees. |
| 2:18.9 | And it's, it's, it's, I think it's expanding or has expanded to Louisiana as well. All I know is that when I was performing as Hillbill, I'd put my baseball cards into a Buckees bag and put that out with the fishing pole and people really laughed at the Buckees. People love the Bucky's bag. Yeah, that makes |
| 2:23.6 | sense. That makes sense. Buckees for people who don't know is the biggest truck stop you've ever |
| 2:29.2 | seen in your life. But it's not for truckers. It's just for, you know, regular Joe's driving their little Toyota Corolla's up and down the street. |
| 2:39.9 | Yeah. |
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