Episode 1243: A History of Very Terrible Pizza

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: It's miler season for Matt! Paul extolls the virtues of a
deluxe comfy chair. Matt credits a higher power for a recent show.
Jacob barely survives a visit to the bathroom at the Westgate, and
Paul recalls the talking urinals next to "The Experience." Plus the
debate continues on microwave cooking in Scoop Mail, and a Price Is
Skrite.

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0:00.0	I'm the guy at the Olive Garden.
0:02.7	I'm the old man at the Olive Garden family thing.
0:04.4	You remember that commercial?
0:06.8	I do.
0:07.7	When the grandpa would always go,
0:08.8	everybody's like,
0:10.5	what does he have?
0:11.8	What's the condition?
0:12.9	It's only because of my tight frame.
0:14.1	You can't see me applauding your impression of the guy.
0:20.4	At that time, it's time to the you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:23.9	Thank you so much, ice cream truck drivers.
0:25.9	I don't have a new list yet, but we won't think each and every ice cream truck driver by name before this month is over.
0:31.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, help deliver that ice cream straight to people's ear holes.
0:36.8	Head over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you're going to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver help deliver that ice cream straight to people's ear holes head over to preaching fun
0:37.9	dot com is where you're going to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows the life
0:45.0	you save may be your own oh yeah here's a show. Hey, Johnny.
0:56.3	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:58.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:58.6	Great.
0:59.7	Let's go.
1:03.5	Guys, it's my little season.
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