Episode 1240: “Don't Touch It!” and Other Health Tips

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Is ICS the No. 1 sunscreen podcast? Matt has a problem with his eye, and Jacob has an opportunity to "graduate to ski boots." We talk about questionable stretch goals, plus Taylor Swift engagement haters and rumors of future performances. Also, Scoop Mail dissuades us from helping bakers, and a spoofy Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there, everybody.
0:07.0	I would like to thank all you ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:10.1	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:12.1	Those are the folks to deliver that freaking ice cream straight to your freaking ear holes.
0:16.7	Right now I'd like to thank Richard Dunn, Sarah Boyle,
0:20.2	Sax guy Jimmy D. Scoop. Scoop.op Brady? Scoop de Jure. Scoop Cotta. Scoopy Cayenne, motherfucker. Thunder, Cougar, Falcon, Scoop, and Travis Chiguri. Oh, God damn it. Slurpy Cay, motherfucker. Maybe he said a motherfucker instead of a motherfucker now we've been demonitized.
0:38.2	It doesn't even matter
0:38.8	now.
0:39.3	It's all over.
0:40.0	Now! If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, come to help us because we've just been demonetized from this YouTube stream because of Thunder, Google, Falcon, scoop and slurping guy
0:33.6	motherfucker
0:34.2	come on
0:35.4	over
0:35.6	be an ice cream
0:36.3	trunk driver
0:37.1	preaching fun
0:37.7	dot com
0:38.6	who knows
0:39.4	the live Scoop and Slurkey guy, motherfucker. Come on over, be an ice cream, trunk driver, preaching fun.com.
0:56.3	Who knows?
0:57.6	The life you say may be your own.
1:04.4	Here's a show.
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